Do you like funny quotes? We do. Do you love to barbecue? We also do. Why don’t we combine those two things?
Here is the 10 best funny barbecue quotes we know. If you know something funnier share it with us in a comment. If you like our top 10 choices share it with your friends! They will certainly laugh out loud!
Funny Bbq Quote # 1
“Meat is murder – tasty, tasty murder.”
Funny Bbq Quote # 2
“ANIMAL RIGHTS – Animals have the right to be tasty”
Funny Bbq Quote # 3
“Gardening: Cultivating a piece of land in order to barbecue.”
Funny Bbq Quote # 4
“My wife loves my meat in her mouth.”
Funny Bbq Quote # 5
“I like my pork pulled and my meat rubbed.”
Funny Bbq Quote # 6
“Barbecued bacon – the most powerful aphrodisiac known to mankind.”
Funny Bbq Quote # 7
“When I barbecue everyone loves to swallow my meat.”
Funny Bbq Quote # 8
“If your face and hands don’t get messy eating BBQ… you’re doing it all wrong.”
Funny Bbq Quote # 9
“Barbecue, the only sport where a fat, bald man is a god.”
Funny Bbq Quote # 10
“If you can’t stand the heat, go get me a beer!”
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These are very good. Were doing a food truck and i found good slogans thanks.
Thanks! Good luck with the business!